A Smiley Tale
 

The new smileys are online now! Let's write a Smiley Tale. I start. Continue the tale in the next post.

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A SMILEY TALE by Shakes & Fidget UK

Once upon a time there lived a :rider:. One day he decided to ride to his friend...

but his frend had gone to the bank to...

get :gold: for some...

scammer who loved.....

To :fight: people

but he couldnt :fight: because he was in a :band: and had to...

rock the world but...

He had to look after a :baby:

but then the baby ate a poisonus :shroom:

...and turned into a :egg:

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Remember that each new post must contain a smiley! Not just text... ;)

Witch loved to drink :beer: and...

:yummy: with his buddies. To win bets he tried to :wall:

unfortuanetyley he fell :sleep: when he wake up there was a ..

:D who said: "I am a dentist, look, my teeth are so white! They are even white when I roll all over the floor. :lol:
If you don't brush your teeth, I will have to pull them one by one."

they then had a :fight: and the denist was in a :band: but the :band: chose to...

have some :veg: for lunch, but they couldnt find any around so...

so they ate their instruments. Without instruments they could not be a band anymore, smashed their piggy banks, took all their :gold: and decided to...

have a air :band: who played but they never got enough....

:gold: or :shroom:s so they decided to eat a :egg: and then had a ,,,,,

to go to rehab because the egg was made of magic :shroom:'s which is a very addicting drug after rehab they...

they realized they couldnt eat any :shroom:s around there cause the ones around were all venomous so they went looking for :help: in the nearby forest and then...

a :wiseman: told him to go down the path to get to the...

hidden :gold::gold::gold:

so they :hi: the wise :wiseman: and begun their journey outside the forest.. but....

but missed the forest so much that they returned, built a wall and smashed their heads. :wall: Then they all died. THE END. :lol: :D

Aaaaaawwwww you ended it :(

(BY NO MEANS THIS ENDS HERE)

the people nearby their camp found their bodies lying on the ground and ;( that much that the gods of the land (being distracted from the daily :read: ) realized they favourite band had died so decided to raise then from the death as :lol2: zombies!!! so...

so they returned to the forest, built a wall and smashed their heads. :wall: Then they all died...again. THE END. :lol: :D

They got turned into idiots and looked liek this :hi: so....

then they fell off a cliff and were paralyzed. In a hospital they lied and they ;(ed happily ever after

THE END

But!... they found a cube witha stickman in it and then he evoled the humoun race and.....

Then a dinosaur hatched out of an :egg: and ate them all . the end.

but then dinosour continued the race and the earth was called the htrea and animals ruled at so.........

But then Cashew (Cashew --> :hi:) joined the UK forums and saved the world! :welldone:

You all bow down and offer :shroom: and :gold: for her world-saving expertise, and raise a toast :beer: to her awesomeness. And then we dance! :lol2:

Hey! I see you whispering :whisper: over there. ;(

The might cashew :hi: demanded to know what they were :whisper:ing about,they refused to tell him so he made his guards :fight: the rebels. They outcome was obvious the.....

...the guards wanted to :fight: to the death, but then :!: they decided that just buying Cashew :hi: ice cream instead would perhaps make her forget about the dastardly :fight:

But it wasn't black cherry ice cream you say :!::!::!::!:

Cashew ;(, and the :whisper: continued...

This is completely :offtopic: :!: The topic in this thread is...well... telekinesis and the eternal beauty of a rough endoplasmatic reticulum. See?

:lol:

afther a long long long long long long, LONG time, the dinosaur went to the shopping mall

to buy some :beer:with his friend

BUT THEN! Divisum came ( me: :crazy: ) and he gave the dinosaur a baby ( baby: :flower: ) and a flower ( flower: :baby: )

Then I noticed :wise: that Divisum has changed the smilies, so it is not right anymore :giggle: