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Old 22nd June 2014, 08:09 PM
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Default King of the Hill

Ok this could be a fun one...

King of the Hill

Object of the game:
Simply conquer the hill from its previous occupier
Anything goes, anything is possible
Try to be creative, find original/funny ways to kick the previous occupier off that hill and claim it for yourself
Pick your weapons, use your unique strategy and conquer that hill!!

Rules
No rules, (apart from the normal forum rules ) this game is ruthless
Use everything necessary to claim that hill

Since the hill is currently unoccupied, its easy for me to conquer it
I will be waiting for the next to kick me off...
Let's begin...

I stumble across the hill, it's awesome, by far the most pretty, desireable and highest hill around...i just got to have it
I look left and right besides the hill, look behind it and finally peek to the top, to my utter amazement i seem like the first and only one here
I take my flag and climb the hill where i plant my flag firmly on the top and sit down beside it feeling satisfied
Using any means of protection seem useless because there is no soul in sight

I have claimed the hill....
MY HILL!
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Old 22nd June 2014, 08:28 PM
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Very good game first started on greek forum.

I kick you and you fell.


MY HILL
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Old 22nd June 2014, 08:40 PM
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I scramble to my feet on the bottom of the hill

With my brandnew Iphone37.5 i call my flatulent grandmother to come over
As soon as she is here i send her up the hill towards berel breaker

When she is almost halfway up the hill berel breaker can already smell the pungent aroma of old-peoples-farts
As she ascents up the hill i can see berel breaker's face turn disgusted, his eyes widening in panic
My grandmother isn't even at the top when it all gets too much for him.
berel breaker turns around and runs, half vomiting down the backside off the hill, desperately in search of the nearest toilet
My grandmother arrives at the top,confused to see nobody there and stumbles away again
With a big grin on my face i climb the hil...

...MY HILL!!
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Old 23rd June 2014, 09:41 PM
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I prefer the Himalaya, that will be my Hill
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Old 24th June 2014, 05:15 AM
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I prefer the Himalaya, that will be my Hill
Thats not a hill, its a mountain
And its darn harsh and cold at the top

Noooo, not like this beautiful and comfortable grassy hill, which always seem to catch some soothing sunlight
There's even a minibar, free wifi and cable TV

Oh how i love...

...MY HILL
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Old 24th June 2014, 10:12 AM
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Then I put TNT and destroy it.


Noone's hill.


GAME OVER
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Old 24th June 2014, 12:43 PM
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Being indestructible, the TNT doesn't do any damage to the hill
All it creates is a big loud bang and a cloud of dust

When the dust clears i look down from the hill and see berel breaker down in the distance running mindless in circles mumbling "Game over,game over,game over"

Clearly he's gone insane...

The whole spectacle amuses me slightly for a few seconds, after which i return to relax in the sun on top of...

MY HILL!!!
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Old 24th June 2014, 04:38 PM
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I just kill you.




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Old 24th June 2014, 05:02 PM
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5000 years into the future my soul reincarnates
When i learn in history class about the hill and what happened there at the time of my previous death it all comes back to me

I buy a secondhand timetravel-o-matic from ebay and return to the past, a mere few hours after my murder

When i arrive at the hill i see berel breaker and Lord Wafel argueing about who controls the hill

I sneak up the hill behind them and when i arrive at the top i shout 'BOOOOOOOO!!!'

Both berel breaker and Lord Wafel's eyes widen with fright when they see me
They are scared so much that their hair turns white and they run off down the hill, both in a seperate direction

I almost wet myself with laughter and decide to remain in the past, on top of

MY HILL!!
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